Today’s gender is:
possibly a man? maybe a man? a man viewed at a great distance? the vague and undetermined concept of dude
possibly a man? maybe a man? a man viewed at a great distance? the vague and undetermined concept of dude
“Nonbinary people don’t exist.”
Oh really? Well shit, I guess I must be from the spirit realm then.
“there are only two genders!!1!”
those two genders are “shut the fuck up” and “burn in hell”
well its crying. I guess today’s gender is just crying
I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat
(via siriusblackmagic)
(via latenighton)
(via rachel-bebe)
Lily: *unbuttoning shirt* god, it's hot in here.
James: yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man
(via rachel-bebe)
(via rachel-bebe)
first skill on my resume: has never died
Well I don’t know about you, but Harry Potter can’t put this on his resume
(via meraudurs)
Hermione after Ron left in Deathly Hallows
don’t worry, girlie, your love will return!
(via marauders70s)